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when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough.

oh my god you can-

This is so confusing, are the hot dogs going into his pants or coming out of them.

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"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."

— (via melodiousgeekery)

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"If you have someone who you think is the one, don’t just sort of think, your ordinary mind, and think, ‘Oh, OK, let’s make a date, let’s plan this and make a party and get married.’ Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land at JFK, and you’re still in love with that person, get married at the airport."

Bill Murray’s advice for young lovers. (via nedhepburn)

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